Roscoe's Modern Life

A CONFESSION.

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Alright guys, so this is a little weird, but, I figure nobody reads this thing anyway. A couple of weeks ago I was lonely, and found my self in a quiet moment with my friends dog roscoe. One thing lead to another, and we made love. It was beautiful. I’m not sure if he got anything out of it, I dunno if dogs like anal, but for me it was the most beautiful and eye opening experience of my life. Now I need to find a girl dog and stick it in her pooch cooch

not cool.

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